Were you born stupid?

> 1st DEGREE
>
> A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the
> morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
> listened a
> moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from
> here!” and
> hung up. The husband said, “Who was that?” The wife said, “I
> don’t
> know, some woman wanted to know if the coast was clear.”
>
> 2nd DEGREE
>
> Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
> compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She
> opens it, looks
> in the mirror and says, “Hmm, this person looks familiar.”
> The
> second blonde says, “Here, let me see!” so the first blonde
> hands
> her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says,
> “You dummy, it’s me!”
>
>
> 3rd DEGREE
>
> A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so
> she
> goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
> unexpectedly and
> when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a
> redhead.
> Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take
> out
> the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She
> takes the
> gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, “No, honey,
> don’t
> do it!!!” The blonde replies, “Shut up, you’re next!”
>
> 4th DEGREE
>
> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state
> capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead,ask me, I know all of
> them.”
> A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin ?” The
> blonde
> replies, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”
>
> 5th DEGREE
>
> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she
> was pregnant? “Is it mine?”
>
> 6th DEGREE
>
> Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman,
> sat
> in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she
> knew
> what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then
> finally said, “That was the decision George Washington had to
> make
> before he crossed the Delaware ”
>
>
> 7th DEGREE
>
> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find
> her
> house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at
> once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast
> the
> call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the
> first to
> respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog
> on a
> leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight
> of the
> cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face
> in
> her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions
> stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They
> send
> me a BLIND policeman!”

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